Don’t Ask Why?

by Michael Craig on 2008/07/24

I would say something to preface this, but…

If you’re going to blog a lot and you develop a circle of loyal readers, if you ever get successful in your life, don’t be a dick and stop blogging.

I love the idea of Social Media. As with any tool, you have to watch out for the ingenuine bastards who will turn it for their own advantage.  Fortunately, they’re easily spotted.

Even for the best-intentioned, be careful that your social media strategy isn’t just putting lipstick on a pig.

People who argue over political ideologies usually miss the opportunity to solve actual problems.

Karaoke can be fun if you sing something totally out of character and don’t pick a song designed to make you look cool.

Freedom comes from technology as much as meat comes from the grocery store.

You can’t make me do anything, but I love getting turned on.

Pissing in the wind may get you covered with urine, but it’s still fun.

If you look for answers where they should be, you’ll be late for tea.

My custom security question on websites is “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”

Cheers!

Bonus guest quote: If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. (“Jack Handy” from  SNL “Deep Thoughts” segment circa Oct. 1991.)

  • Is pissing in the wind fun? I've never tried, but as long as we're on the subject...

    If you have a male dog, go out and pee on all the stuff he usually pees on in the yard. It might be best to do this at night so that the neighbors don't see you. When the dog comes out the next time, he'll start sniffing around and get all confused, and then he'll try and mark everything in a 100-yard radius to prove he's the boss.

    Great fun.
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